1. Never Use The Term “Yay,” “Tee Hee” Or The Most Devastating, “Oh Noes!”
There’s never a time a guy needs to deploy this trifecta of tenderness.
It feels very lolcatty.
Is there anything lolcats won’t ruin?
2. Never Be So Into Your Birthday.
You present this facade of being a man and then when your birthday rolls around, you [...]
NUMBER 10
Defeating a child
On the surface, children would appear to be poor competition. After all, they’re small, they’re weak and they’re often wet in the pants with excitement or nervousness. And yet, there’s something oddly satisfying about defeating a little tyke. Regardless of whether it’s in a game of backyard hoops or a bit of [...]
10. Take Her to an Art Gallery Opening
Art gallery openings are the perfect cheapskate’s date. They provide free booze, the heightened atmosphere of a premiere, and usually don’t have a guest list. A date at an art gallery will impress your lady friend. It will make you look sophisticated, creative, and passionate. The art will [...]
10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
9. You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
6. You’re using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, “How’s my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT.”
5. Everyone’s head looks [...]