Archive for the 'Humor' Category

Top Ten Course Offerings at Glenn Beck’s New “University”

10. Chalkboard Management
09. Making Friends with Cocaine
08. How to Weep Like a Televangelist
07. Hatriotism 101: An Overview
06. How to Link Absolutely Anything or Anyone to Marx, Lenin or Hitler
05. Hysterics: Reclaiming An Artform For the Angry, White Male
04. Screw The Bible! (And Turn to Chapter Four of Atlas Shrugged)
03. How to Ban Scientific Darwinism, While [...]

Top 10 Reasons why is it difficult to date a vampire

Cold blooded: It’s really no fun snuggling with someone whose body temperature is set at 60°F.
So smug: Dating a vampire who fed off humans would be too draining, but the self-righteousness over his ethical eating habits gets even older than him.
Old enough to [...]

Top 6 Worst Pets

Cat
Patients at one Rhode Island nursing home do not want a visit from Oscar the cat. For five years the otherwise unsocial feline has been cozying up to old people—about 50 so far— just hours before they kick the bucket. Oscar’s prognostications are so dead-on that they’ve even inspired a book. (Just don’t hold your [...]

Four fun facts about Portugal

1. Portugal was rated the 10th laziest country in the world according to the Daily Beast.
2. In the 15th and 16th centuries, Portugal was the leading exploring nation of the world. Then they pretty much stopped doing stuff. (See above).
3. Portugal was neutral in WW II. (Again, see first fact).
4. Everyone is Portugal is named [...]