Top 10 Reasons Why Macedonians Can’t Be Terrorists
10. 8:45am is too early for us to be up.
9. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.
8. Pretty people on the plane would distract us.
7. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
6. Free food and drinks were on the plane.
5. We talk with our hands, we would have put [...]